This page is fictional, roleplay. I am not the real Matt and do not have any connections to him. This page is just for fun, so have some and ask "Matt" anything!
All answers are not necessarily what I believe or want, they are how I think Matt might respond or if he has answered the question in real life, I usually use the same real response.
Anonymous asked: "I'm wearing a bikini. Guess where I keep my pokeballs? teehee! Woman's secret. ;)"
Anonymous asked: "what kinda pokemon are you?"
I don’t know pokemon, sorry.
Anonymous asked: "i love you."
Anonymous asked: "what's better...spaghetti and meatballs or pizza and meatballs?"
Uh, they all sound amazing, but I’m gonna go with all four options.
Anonymous asked: "arent you just the CUTEST THING. can i get u some hot cocoa?"
okay I would love some.
Anonymous asked: "in season 9 of friends u r so hot omg"
Oh, well thanks.
Anonymous asked: "ARE WE BEST BUDS OR WHUT?"
Anonymous asked: "U are a wonderful human bean."
Anonymous asked: "When does Love Sick come out?"
Well, it came out in two film festivals, but I’m not sure when it will be released everywhere, sorry.
Anonymous asked: "I told one of my biggest secrets to the dung beetle... I thought I trusted the dung beetle. But you see what the dung beetle did next? He told my secret to the opossum. What a freaking loser, I can never trust anyone EVER AGAIN!!!"