This page is fictional, roleplay. I am not the real Matt and do not have any connections to him. This page is just for fun, so have some and ask "Matt" anything!
All answers are not necessarily what I believe or want, they are how I think Matt might respond or if he has answered the question in real life, I usually use the same real response.
Anonymous asked: "will u sign my boobz?"
Alright, if you insist.
Anonymous asked: "fyeahphoey tumblr com/post/78906343909/ksjhsaljsla-i-cant-fucking-breathe YOU LOOK LIKE A PRETTY LADY BUT PHOEBE LOOKS LIKE A FAT LESBIAN LMFAO!"
That pic is so freaky
Anonymous asked: "YOU DARE QUESTION THE ART OF TOMMY WISEAU!? Educate yourself, my good man."
Alright, I will.
Anonymous asked: "I DID NAHT HIT HER... I DID NAAHT! OH HI MARK!"
Anonymous asked: "YEWAR LION! I NEVA HIT CHYU! YEWAR TARING MEEAPAHT LISA!!!"
I never know what they’re saying.
Anonymous asked: "o no i tink i pooped my pants :("
Anonymous asked: "how does anyone stand next to jennifer aniston without feeling like a fucking potato? she's too perfect"
She is perfect.
Anonymous asked: "How many fucks do you give about the Oscars?"
I like them.
Anonymous asked: "why do u hrt me so"
Anonymous asked: "WE JUST FIGURED OUT BLUES CLUES WE JUST FIGURED OUT BLUES CLUES WE JUST FIGURED OUT BLUES CLUES CUZ WERE REALLY SMART!"
And I’m proud of you