Ask Matt



This page is fictional, roleplay. I am not the real Matt and do not have any connections to him. This page is just for fun, so have some and ask "Matt" anything!

All answers are not necessarily what I believe or want, they are how I think Matt might respond or if he has answered the question in real life, I usually use the same real response.



Anonymous asked: "do you have a big penis? or a small penis? or no penis at all?"

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Anonymous asked: "LET US FUCK!!!"

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8 hours ago0 notes
#matt leblanc #fuck

Anonymous asked: "Matt, do you really get mad when people call you Joey? I've read things like that from the internet..."

No, I’m fine with it.

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12 hours ago0 notes
#matt leblanc #joey

Anonymous asked: "hello, i am a pervert and i would for like you to send me several naked pictures for my collection of naked pictures, thank you in advance."

Sorry, no can do. 

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22 hours ago0 notes
#matt leblanc #naked #pictures

Anonymous asked: "do u love playing tonsil tennis with people"

No, too much tongue.

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1 day ago0 notes
#matt leblanc #tongue

Anonymous asked: "my sisters cat's name is Matt. I think its a stupid name for a cat."

I guess.

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1 day ago0 notes
#matt leblanc #cat

Anonymous asked: "can i kiss you?"

Sure.

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1 day ago0 notes
#matt leblanc #kiss

Anonymous asked: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you"

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2 days ago1 note
#matt leblanc #smelly cat

Anonymous asked: "Why are you such an asshole when you're drunk?"

I’m sorry, did you want some?

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2 days ago0 notes
#matt leblanc #drunk

Anonymous asked: "you have the most perfect lips."

Why thank you.

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2 days ago1 note
#matt leblanc #lips