This page is fictional, roleplay. I am not the real Matt and do not have any connections to him. This page is just for fun, so have some and ask "Matt" anything!
All answers are not necessarily what I believe or want, they are how I think Matt might respond or if he has answered the question in real life, I usually use the same real response.
Anonymous asked: "I made you in the Sims :)"
I’m digital now
Anonymous asked: "I have a giant girl crush on Lisa Kudrow. Can you hook me up on a date with her?"
I know right, but she’s married.
Anonymous asked: "i cant do my homework because i'd rather look at your beautiful face. its your fault for being so perfect."
Homework’s lame anyway
Anonymous asked: "I LET MY MOUSTAAAAAACHE DO THE TALKING. OOOOOooOOOOOO!!!!!"
Anonymous asked: "do you like children?"
I hope so since I have children… of course I do.
Anonymous asked: "since you're half Canadian, you could celebrate Thanksgiving twice! Today is Thanksgiving in Canada. HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Hope you got your turkey eatin' pants on! ;)"
Oh thanks! I i wish I had known, I would have feasted, darn.
Anonymous asked: "GRANDMA'S CHICKEN SALAAAD"
Anonymous asked: "*sits down on your lap* hi is this seat taken?"
Not at all
Anonymous asked: "so you're half Canadian? cool!"
Anonymous asked: "let's go to jamba juice :)"
Sure, let’s go.