Ask Matt



This page is fictional, roleplay. I am not the real Matt and do not have any connections to him. This page is just for fun, so have some and ask "Matt" anything!

All answers are not necessarily what I believe or want, they are how I think Matt might respond or if he has answered the question in real life, I usually use the same real response.



Anonymous asked: "Do you think Bigfoot is real? I read once that they're actually an alien race, what do you think?"

Of course he’s real!

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Anonymous asked: "I think out of every single person on this planet, you are the person I've thought about the most whilst rubbing one out. Just thought I'd let you know this piece of interesting information. Have a good day, sir."

….I’m flattered? But also grossed out.

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4 days ago0 notes
#matt leblanc #rub one out

Anonymous asked: "JANICE LOVES YOUUUUUUU!!! NUHUHUHUHUHUHAHAHA!"

Oh man.

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4 days ago1 note
#matt leblanc #janice #F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Anonymous asked: "Are you gonna marry Andrea? I'm just curious because I think you should probably marry me instead."

Well, I’ll tell her there’s some competition now.

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4 days ago2 notes
#matt leblanc #Andrea Anders #marry

Anonymous asked: "You're so freaking hot."

Really? I’m feeling a bit chilly today.

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4 days ago2 notes
#matt leblanc #hot

Anonymous asked: "What a lucky woman who will marry this man."

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4 days ago0 notes
#matt leblanc

Anonymous asked: "*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP* excuse moi"

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4 days ago0 notes
#matt leblanc #burp

Anonymous asked: "What do you think would happen if you went on Masterchef? Would Gordon Ramsey yell at you?"

I’m not that great a cook.

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5 days ago0 notes
#matt leblanc #masterchef

Anonymous asked: "Would you just pull your pants down so we can see your ass tattoo?"

No, I can’t.

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5 days ago1 note
#matt leblanc #pants #tattoo

Anonymous asked: "Who is your favorite bigfoot hunter on 'Finding Bigfoot'?"

All of them are pretty entertaining, it just cracks me up.

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5 days ago2 notes
#matt leblanc #finding bigfoot