This page is fictional, roleplay. I am not the real Matt and do not have any connections to him. This page is just for fun, so have some and ask "Matt" anything!
All answers are not necessarily what I believe or want, they are how I think Matt might respond or if he has answered the question in real life, I usually use the same real response.
Anonymous asked: "I LOVE YOU!!! *bearhugzzzz*"
I love you too.

Anonymous asked: "eat my shit!!!!!!!!!!! (im joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not my fault I HAV GD SENSE OF HUMOR LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111)"

Anonymous asked: "smoking is cool, huh!?"
Not really, it’s addicting.

Anonymous asked: "You're the same age as my dad, but I still think you're sexy."
Well, thank you.

Anonymous asked: "stick your fingers up your bum"
Actually, I don’t want to.

Anonymous asked: "I like how you get mad when people call you "old"! :D"
Well, it’s not super fun.

Anonymous asked: "lmao @ the cock sucking anon sometimes your anons crack me up, Matt!"
Me too, you never know what they’ll say.

Anonymous asked: "i love your gray hair :)"
Thanks.

Anonymous asked: "repeating yourself isn't as fun as sucking on a cock! repeating yourself isn't as fun as sucking a cock!"
I wouldn’t know…
