This page is fictional, roleplay. I am not the real Matt and do not have any connections to him. This page is just for fun, so have some and ask "Matt" anything!
All answers are not necessarily what I believe or want, they are how I think Matt might respond or if he has answered the question in real life, I usually use the same real response.
Anonymous asked: "LET US FUCK!!!"
Anonymous asked: "Matt, do you really get mad when people call you Joey? I've read things like that from the internet..."
No, I’m fine with it.
Anonymous asked: "hello, i am a pervert and i would for like you to send me several naked pictures for my collection of naked pictures, thank you in advance."
Sorry, no can do.
Anonymous asked: "do u love playing tonsil tennis with people"
No, too much tongue.
Anonymous asked: "my sisters cat's name is Matt. I think its a stupid name for a cat."
I guess.
Anonymous asked: "can i kiss you?"
Sure.
Anonymous asked: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you"
Anonymous asked: "Why are you such an asshole when you're drunk?"
I’m sorry, did you want some?
Anonymous asked: "you have the most perfect lips."
Why thank you.
